I May Never Go Camping Again!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007 Posted In Edit This 1 Comment »
Andrew and I went on my very first camping trip in Tahoe. Lake Tahoe is one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. The trees, the lake, the weather, and the company were awesome.

We arrived in Tahoe on Friday August 17, set up our tent, got out our chairs, and so my first camping experience began. We decided to walk to the beach that was across the street from our campground to check it out. It was beautiful looking out across the water from the 30 feet of rocky beach our campground owns. Right before we left to go back to our camp the bats decided it was feeding time, so we got to encounter them swooping through the air to catch flies. Ah...how romantic.

When we got back to camp it was getting dark, so we made a fire. (When I say "we" I really mean Andrew, but I think I did a pretty good job of observing.) We roasted hot dogs and smores and then enjoyed what little fire we had left. The first night went pretty smoothly without anything too exciting to blog about.

We got up the next morning (Saturday) and Andrew made a very delicious hash brown, sausage, and egg mixture. We relaxed for a little while and then decided to take a drive with the plan of going to Vikingsholm Castle. We got to the D.L. Bliss entrance which is not far from the parking lot for Vikingsholm, but we decided we wanted to go to the beach for a little bit before our hike down to the castle. The beach is two miles from the entrance of D.L. Bliss and we were told there should be a few spaces available at the bottom. Half way through our drive we got to the ranger station where you have to pay to get in. The little ranger girl with shorts up to her nose told us there were no spaces available at the bottom so we had to park right by the ranger house and walk a mile to the beach. That isn't a big deal right? Wrong. We are out of shape, it was hot, and when we got to the bottom guess what...there were TONS of parking spots. (Picture me shaking my fist in the air at Ranger Shorts.)

We laid on the beach for a while, ate our lunch, and Andrew noticed that there was a fire in the same area as our campground. We decided we should head back to camp to make sure we still had camping gear to sleep in. It turned out they were blocking the road right after the entrance to our campground and thankfully we survived another night without burning to death. Yay!

We got some more wood and Andrew started another fire. We roasted hot dogs and smores and then I put everything away in our bear locker. If you do not know what a bear locker is, it is a metal locker that you are required to put food, coolers, etc. in so bears don't eat your stuff. I have been told that bears know what coolers look like and they can smell food from a mile away. If you leave a cooler in your vehicle and the bear looks in and sees it the bear will tear your car apart to get to the cooler. That is why the campgrounds provide bear lockers.

As we were sitting by the campfire I told Andrew we shouldn't have to worry about bears because our campground was surrounded by people's houses and it was a populated area. The wind was blowing the smoke from the fire right in our eyes, so we moved our chairs around to the other side and about that time I looked toward the bathroom. (The bathroom was right up a little hill from our campsite.) I saw what I thought looked like a person coming out of the women's bathroom. I didn't want to shine my light on the person because I thought that might be rude, so I just watched. The "person" looked like they were hunched over or crawling and huge, and coming toward us, so I decided to shine my light on whoever it was. It wasn't a human...it was a BEAR! A very big bear I might add. Without any emotion I said, "Shit...there's a bear." Andrew thought I was joking and looked over where I was shining my light and said, "Yes there is." He also shined his light on the bear and I think we spooked it with our lights and it started to back away.

I decided to be a good samaritan and tell our camping neighbors about our new friend, so I walk-ran over to them and said, "I don't mean to scare you, but there was just a bear at our camp." There were only 3 out of about 10 of their people there and they said, "Are you serious?" Come on people why would I come over here not even knowing who you are and tell you there is a bear. I told them, "Yes I'm serious." Without even a breath they were all in there SUV watching their campsite.

I ran back to Andrew and asked where the bear was, but he didn't know. About that time the bear was climbing on the table of our neighbors where I just ran away from. He was hungry and he was determined to find something to eat at their camp. Our neighbors must not go camping much because they had all of their stuff scattered everywhere. It took the bear a while to find the cooler, but when it did he opened it up and ate all of their cookies.

This whole ordeal probably only lasted about 15 or 20 minutes, but the whole time we had our lights on the bear watching for its next move. Our unlucky neighbors decided to go tell the ranger that there was a bear and see what should be done. When they returned the rest of their group was with them. I won't go into detail about how dumb they were, but believe me they were not made out for camping.

After the bear scare was over we sat back down at our fire and tried to relax. Of course Andrew was calm, cool, and collected the whole time, but I just knew the bear was going to come back. Fortunately he did not return, but I was on edge for the rest of the night. Every little noise set me off and I had to scan the entire area with my flashlight.

We could hear everything our neighbors were saying partly because they were drunk and they must be deaf. They were right next to each other and they were using their big voices to talk to each other. I know I said I wasn't going to go into detail about why they aren't made out for camping, but here are a few reasons:
  • Leaving their food and coolers out all day and night.
  • Wearing high heels.
  • Leaving their bags of trash in the bathroom on the floor for someone else to clean up.
  • Burning a 4 foot section of tree. The campgrounds in Tahoe had a rule that you are not supposed to "disturb" nature therefore you are not allowed to cut down trees or take wood, branches, or anything off the ground to burn. They provide bags of wood for a fee that you can burn. Not our neighbors, they just took the "tree" they found, laid it over the top of their fire ring, and set it on fire, the whole log.
  • Going to Starbucks early in the morning to get coffees.
  • Parking in the driveway of other people's campsites.

I know this was my first experience camping and I might not know the "right" way to camp, but these people just didn't seem like they knew what they were doing.

All in all it was a fun experience and I can't wait to go again, as long as we don't have idiot neighbors. Oh and one more thing...if I say there is a bear, even if it is said without emotion, I'M NOT JOKING!

You're How Old? And You Have Never Been Camping?

Monday, August 13, 2007 Posted In , Edit This 3 Comments »
Andrew and I made a trip to Reno this past weekend to buy supplies for a camping trip we plan to make in the near future. I have never been camping, so I am super excited. It took us so long to decide on the equipment we wanted, but we finally decided on a tent, sleeping bags, footprint, rain jackets (you never know), etc.

We also went to see a movie, "Hot Rod." To sum it up it was very stupid, but still quite funny. After leaving the movie we walked outside to see a police helicopter hovering over the area we were in, and several scattered police cars, police bikes, etc. We were curious, so we ventured closer to the area that was being spotlighted by the helicopter (in the car of course). We saw a motorcycle cop and I rolled down my window to ask what was going on. Apparently it was Hot August Nights in Reno and that was the worst area to be in, so they were evacuating the parking lot. He said everything was fine, but we didn't believe it. There were already cops surrounding the place and as we were pulling out of the parking lot they were bringing in another 15 passenger van full of officers.

We also went over to Lake Tahoe to check out campgrounds for our camping adventure. We are a bit discouraged because they are booked until the end of August, but we aren't giving up just yet.

My Last Will and Testament!

Friday, August 10, 2007 Posted In Edit This 1 Comment »
Ok so I was looking at cards the other day and I bought one for my friend that said...

"The internet says that if you don't have a last will and testament you should tell a friend in writing what your wishes are. So, because you're my friend I want you to know that when I die I want a viking-style funeral. Nothing extravagant or anything - just push me out to sea on a wooden raft with all my shoes and have someone shoot a flaming arrow at me. Ok? Thanks."

I thought that was a great card and it warranted adding to my blog. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, but I doubt it.

The Big City is Getting Bigger!

Thursday, August 09, 2007 Posted In Edit This 1 Comment »
Winnemucca has several fast food restaurants including: McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's, Subway, Taco Bell, Taco Time, etc. We finally opened a Jack in the Box yesterday. For those of you who don't know this is a very exciting event. We have had the same fast food places for several years now and Jack in the Box is awesome. They serve breakfast all day long for crying out loud.

Andrew and I were so excited we had to go there for dinner last night. We both had the heart attack burgers, curly fries, and sodas. It was so good and so bad at the same time. We ate way too much like we always do and went home complaining about it (like we always do).

The opening of something new always brings out Winnemucca's finest. I do not mean the police department when I say finest, I mean the weirdos. I mean the people that should just stay home, the people that delivery was made for. Please excuse me if you think I am being rude, but it is true.


So should you ever be traveling through Winnemucca we now have one more choice in fast food for your pallet.


Bon appetit!