Google Analytics

Monday, June 02, 2008 Posted In , Edit This 5 Comments »
I was reading Wishcake's blog one day and came across this post. I decided I wanted to check out how people find my blog and this is what has happened so far...

allie – ok so this makes sense because that is the name I’m using for this blog
brand new mazda 3 – my very first post on this blog was about my car
everyday conversation – I don't even know what to say...
hairy buttcrack pictures – um…eeeww! This actually came up twice. I know I don’t want to know, but why the heck would you want to see pictures of a hairy buttcrack? This post would have to be the reason these people were led to my blog. Guess what? You aren’t going to find what you’re looking for here.
How 2 wish a birthday – ok?
How long does a gi cocktail work? – Andrew needed a gi cocktail when he was having chest pain.
What to do if heart hurts – go to a doctor.

The following are strange, but they were brought here because of this. Many apologies Julie. I never meant for these creepos to end up here.

Poop and boobs – definitely do not go together.
Poop on boob – um…no!
Pooping boobs – huh?
Poopy boobs – gross!

To those of you who stumbled upon my blog hoping for some sort of poop or boob fetish and your desires were not satisfied I just want to say that you are weird and that is totally disgusting. I’m not judging…I’m just sayin.

5 comments:

Katelin said...

i love google analytics, it's so funny to see how people get to my blog.

Kerri W. said...

Wow, there are entirely too many versions of "poop and boobs" on there. "Pooping boobs" - mua-hahaha! Who are these people? Seriously.

At least it's entertaining, right? :) Gotta love those analytics.

Anonymous said...

hahaha, it's so funny to see what people search for, isn't it? I had "baby bump porn" lead someone to mine... weiiiird.

Found your blog off of Sarah Marie's...I think we read all the same ones too (Steph Corwin is my good friend, and I don't know her, but I am subscribed to wishcake as well)... loving your blog!

Steph Corwin said...

Okay all you have fun ones. Mine: Steph, Sunol, Those corwins, which I'm sure are all me trying to see if it would come up!
I guess I need to write about more exciting things!

sarah marie p said...

Hi! Thanks for stopping by my blog/for your comment! Hee- I love your profile pic-- so funny! Oh man, your keywords are too hilarious! Eww-- poop and boobs/poop on boob/popping boobs-- (that was the weirdest one!) I saw wishcake/ashley/emily do that post too-- and I've been wanting to do it as well-- just waiting till I have more interesting keywords. ha. Yes, like Steph said-- maybe I should write about more interesting topics-- pooping boobs, maybe?